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stupid teenager bullshit
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May 14, 2021
BAYWATCH (2017)
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The trend of existing television properties being re-explored for transition to the big screen (and vice versa) continues with no signs of s...
Mar 10, 2021
GEOSTORM (2016)
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Please, someone call Dean Devlin on his gigantic Zack Morris cell phone and tell him the ‘90s are over — have been for over 20 years. That h...
Jun 18, 2020
THE LAST WITCH HUNTER (2016)
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If nothing else, give The Last Witch Hunter credit for one thing: it doesn't attempt, yet again, to concoct a period horror piece d...
Feb 16, 2020
DRAG ME TO HELL (2009)
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I can absolutely understand why the people who love Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead franchise also love Drag Me to Hell . Following that first 1...
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Nov 16, 2019
THE CURSE OF DOWNERS GROVE (2015)
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A high school student, clearly under the influence, climbs up a water tower. His drunk compatriots cheer him from down below. He beg...
Sep 13, 2019
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT: FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
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We're briefly hitting pause on Carptember in honor of today's date: Friday the 13th. And on this day, I like to kick back, watch a ...
Jun 23, 2019
WISH UPON (2017)
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Wish Upon feels like it should have seen release somewhere in the late ‘90s, where more fantastical teen thrillers like The Craft, The...
May 28, 2019
TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT; OR, SEE A CRITIC LOSE HIS MIND IN REAL TIME
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Popular belief posits that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result. This isn...
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