I am a lot like The Narrator in Fight Club, only I haven't yet hit the bottom of the barrel and realized I don't need to own every single thing in Ikea to feel complete. I like looking at home stuff, and while browsing through Amazon's coffee tables I found this fella by accident. The price at the time hovered around $50, and while tempted, I couldn't justify buying a fake bird to sit on a table and never utilize ever again.
Unfortunately it's listed as "currently unavailable" on Amazon, and who knows if it will ever be back in stock.
But you guys should keep an eye on it and buy it for me for my birthday, which I should mention is every single day, so you can never be wrong.